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A new silly astrology question

Instagram apparently knows I love corporate astrology! I got recommended this video, about asking your partner if they’re a fairy, a witch, a princess, or a mermaid.

I can’t remember which is which and my Instagram timer has run out for the day, but I think I’d say “witch.”

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK8Ec4PSYFm/

Which one are you? And what do you think it says about yourself?

(Don’t bring this to your next office mixer though.)

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Which Necromantic House are you?

This was an interesting “corporate astrology” exercise! 

Here are your totals for each house, there were an equal number of questions for each house and 20 is the highest possible score per house. The highest score would be your house affiliation. If you score equally on two houses...idk flip a coin or pick which one you prefer
2nd: 16
3rd: 13
4th: 13
5th: 13
6th: 16
7th: 16
8th: 14
9th: 13

You can find the quiz at this website.

The house I thought I matched up with the best was Sixth House, so, that’s not too surprising. But it’s interesting how close the point spread is.

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What’s your D&D character class and race?

This was a cool personality quiz.

I got Halfling Wizard!

I am a level 5 Lawful Good Halfling Wizard! Find out what kind of D&D character you would be! 

Alignment

Lawful Good – A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. They combine a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. They tell the truth, keep their word, help those in need, and speak out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race/species

Halfling – Halflings are clever, capable and resourceful survivors. They are notoriously curious and show a daring that many larger people can’t match. They can be lured by wealth but tend to spend rather than hoard. They prefer practical clothing and would rather wear a comfortable shirt than jewelry. Halflings stand about 3 feet tall and commonly live to see 150.

Class

Wizard – Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard’s strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Detailed Results

This section is the scalar values it gave me for each feature (alignment, race, class).

Alignment

Lawful Good (24)

Lawful Neutral (20)

Lawful Evil (10)

Chaotic Good (21)

Chaotic Neutral (17)

Chaotic Evil (7)

Neutral Good (23)

Neutral Evil (9)

True Neutral (19)

Race

Dwarf (6)

Elf (12)

Half-Elf (8)

Halfling (12)

Human (9)

Half-Orc (2)

Gnome (10)

Class

Fighter (10)

Ranger (12)

Paladin (12)

Cleric (10)

Druid (12)

Bard (12)

Monk (14)

Sorcerer (12)

Barbarian (6)

Rogue (4)

Wizard (20)

Warlock (8)

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Chaos Muppets and Order Muppets

I recently had the delight of discovering this dichotomy in humans: are you a Chaos Muppet or an Order Muppet, and are you yoked to someone like you or someone different from you?

I first heard of it in this Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/zivdeq/does_your_partner_do_this_not_sure_what_to_call_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button



And here’s the original essay on Slate: https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/06/chaos-theory.html

My toxic trait (as the kids these days say) is that I’m a chaos Muppet who aspires to be an order Muppet. This can sometimes lead to tears.

Frog is an Order Muppet; Toad is a Chaos Muppet.

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What Ajah are you?

Like many “corporate astrology” determiners, I enjoy the question of “What Ajah are you?” from the Wheel of Time books by the late Robert Jordan (and, lately, the excellent Brandon Sanderson).

I got to talking with a friend today about it – she was hoping that the Brown Ajah we will see in Season Two would have lots and lots of pockets, since they are basically research academics (like her)!

Since my friend so clearly identified with the Brown Ajah, I started wondering: what Ajah am I? Descriptively, I’m probably Blue Ajah, because I am always arguing with people but also trying to understand them. But when I first read the books, I really wanted to be Yellow Ajah – whether this is due to over-identification with Nynaeve or just my nascent need to Fix everything (wrench/ear!), I loved the Healers.

But then! Then we got on the subject of sexual orientations, and all bets were off.

  • All Ajahs: pretty darn Sapphic, given Jordan’s obsession with “pillow friends”
  • Red Ajah: either lesbians or misandrists. We only see the latter in the books, unfortunately, but I have hope that there are some who don’t suck. IDK, maybe Lesbian Red Ajah is just my head canon.
  • Green Ajah: very very polyamorous. The way Jordan treats the Warder/Aes Sedai relationship is weird, though, and verges on consent violations, so this might be a dicey road to go down.
  • Blue Ajah: the canonical Disaster Bisexual
  • Yellow Ajah: is probably a therapist, and will have trouble separating their job from your relationship
  • White Ajah: they always struck me as pretty asexual. Who knows, though?
  • Brown Ajah: probably not interested in sex unless it’s with one of those devices that can, ah, track and record your biometrics during the act.
  • Grey Ajah: who?
  • Black Ajah: see Terry Goodkind