Owl? Lark? Pigeon?

Some people are morning larks. They wake up early and go to bed early.

Some people are night owls. They stay up late and wake up late.

I have found, as I grow older, that I really need more sleep than I give myself. I can’t stay up until all hours of the night anymore, but waking up is still very difficult.

Per this magnet I found: I am clearly a Perpetually Exhausted Pigeon.

Permanently Exhausted Pigeon