There are only three stories: a stranger comes to town, someone goes on a journey, and Godzilla vs King Kong.
Leo Tolstoy, per the Internet
In my life right now, there are only three video games: Pokemon, Animal Crossing, and Zelda.
And I just got the Dream Home in the latter, so for a while now there are only two stories. Time to SELL ALL MY GEMS AND FURNISH THIS HOUSE BAYBEEEE
