One of my friends this weekend said that it’s rough being the parents of a Dalmatian child when your friends have Basset Hound children, because we end up giving them useless advice, like “Why not just have them sit and play video games?” when the kids will not sit still for that.
(This came up when I expressed surprise at a hotel room/suite not being sufficient for a family trip. My child is a quiet Basset Hound.)
